Throwing Shards at the Fridge: The Extreme Method

Are you tired of just tossing your trash in the trash? Do you want to add some excitement and danger to your kitchen routine? Look no further than our Extreme Method of Throwing Shards at the Fridge! With our expertly crafted guide, you'll be a pro in no time.

But wait, there's more! Our Extreme Method also includes:

• Shard retrieval: Because nothing says "relaxing afternoon" like crawling under the fridge to retrieve a stray shard.
• Shard sharpening: Because a dull shard is no shard at all.
• Shard storage: Because you never know when you'll need to make a quick escape from a zombie apocalypse.

Don't just throw shards at the fridge, throw them with style!