Welcome, fellow shade-throwers! In this guide, we'll cover the time-tested techniques for throwing shades at the fridge with confidence and precision.
Method 1: The Classic Swipe
This method involves a swift, sweeping motion with the back of the hand, ideally while wearing a fedora and a leather jacket.
Method 2: The Pinpoint Precision
For a more precise approach, use a single finger to tap-tap-tap at the exact spot where the shade is most likely to land.
Method 3: The Frenzied Fling
This high-energy technique involves a rapid-fire series of shade-throwing motions, often accompanied by a whooshing sound effect.
Want to learn more advanced techniques? Check out our Expert Methods page.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Experimental Methods section.