The Classic: The 'You're-Not-Having-That' Throwdown
A time-honored tradition, where you glare at the fridge, daring it to reveal its secrets.
"I don't see that leftover pizza from Tuesday, do you?"
The 'You-Left-It-Open-Again' Shade
When you can't even be bothered to close the door.
"Did you just leave the milk out on the counter, or are you trying to tell me something about my character?"
The 'It's-Not-My-Problem' Throwdown
When the fridge is a mystery box of doom, and you're just not having it.
"I didn't order that, I swear. I'm as shocked as you are."