Milk Carton Maladies
Thursday's Special: Exposing the Hidden Dangers of Milk Cartons
Warning: Consuming milk from cartons may lead to:
- Carton-induced existential dread
- Mysterious lumps that are not actually ice cubes
- Unsettling feeling of being watched by the carton's gaze
Learn more about Carton Gaze Syndrome
Read about the psychological effects of milk carton anxiety
Don't let the cartons get you! Stay vigilant, stay informed.
