Throwing Shades at the Fridge: Shade-Thwer-1-Interview
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Q: What inspired you to become a Fridge Shade master?
A: I used to be a professional sandwich maker, but then I realized I could make a better living throwing shade at the fridge.
Q: What's your favorite thing to say to your fridge-mates?
A: 'You're not even close to being full.'
Q: How do you handle criticism from the other kitchen appliances?
A: I just give 'em a good shade. Like, 'The oven's always burning the cookies, and the toaster's always toasting the same old bread.'
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