When the going gets tough, the tough get going. And what gets going, you ask, is the fridge. That's right, folks, it's time to throw some serious shades at that icebox in the corner, the one that's been judging you with its silent, unblinking stare.
But why stop there? Let's throw some shades at the anchovies. Those salty little devils have been lurking in the back of the fridge, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. And what better way to do that than by being the main course in a particularly saucy salad?
Want more? Click on the links below for more shade-throwing goodness:
Throwing Shades at the Anchovies: The Sequel
Throwing Shades at the Leftovers: A Study in Regret
Throwing Shades at the Rotting Food: The Final Chapter
Stay frosty, and remember: you can't throw shades at the fridge if you don't have the heart to do it.