You're looking for the tale of the legendary anchovy, a hero of the deep blue sea? Well, settle in and get ready for some serious shade.
Legend has it that Anchovy McScales, the bravest, most feared, and most fashionable of anchovies, ruled the ocean with an iron fist... or rather, a slimy trail.
With his trusty trident, Anchovy McScales tamed the waves, befriended the fish, and made the seaweed sing.
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