Throwing Shades at the Fridge: A Theory

According to our research, throwing shades at the fridge is not just a hobby, but a SCIENCE.

Our team of experts (okay, just Bob) have discovered that the optimal throwing angle for maximum shade impact is 47.3 degrees, with a minimum of 4.2 inches of clearance from the fridge's surface.

But why stop there? Dive deeper into the world of Throwing Shades at the Fridge with these subtopics:

• Shade Dynamics: A Study on the Physics of Shade Trajectories
• Fridge-Shade Sociology: A Look into the Culture of Fridge Shade Throwing
• Throwing Shades as a Form of Therapeutic Expression
• Throwing Shades 101: A Crash Course for the Aspiring Fridge Shade Artist