Throwing Shades at the Fridge: An Art Form

It's a delicate dance, really. A delicate dance of insults and half-empty jars of mayonnaise.

Step one: Approach the fridge with an air of superiority.

• Assess the contents with a critical eye.
• Spot the offending item.
• Unleash the shade!

Example: 'You call that a "leftover"? That's not a leftover, that's a science experiment gone wrong.'