The Usual Suspects
The crouton is a menace. Always getting soggy and making the whole salad look like a sad, wilted thing.
The kale is next. It's always so...so...green and healthy and annoying.
And don't even get me started on the tomatoes. They're just so...red and juicy and full of seeds.
But wait, what's this? A new veggie in town!
The New Kid on the Block
Meet the portobello mushroom, the trendy new veggie that's all like "I'm a mushroom, but also a hipster, man."
