Meet Captain Bloop, our fearless leader who has single-handedly kept this operation running for 5 years without a single decent cup of coffee.
Read more about Captain BloopNinjaBloop is our resident code ninja who can break into any system, steal all your passwords, and escape without leaving a trace... until they spill coffee on their shirt.
Read more about NinjaBloopHistoriBloop has spent years studying the ancient art of doing nothing, and has a PhD in procrastination.
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