The Man of Mystery
Agent X is a highly trained operative with skills in extreme knitting, advanced origami, and expert-level trombone playing.
He has been known to infiltrate enemy lairs undetected, using nothing but his wits and a well-placed trombone solo.
His favorite food is plain toast.
Agent X has access to a top-secret underground bunker filled with 1000s of rare, exotic cheeses.
He can recite the entire script of "The Empire Strikes Back" from memory, including the infamous "It's a trap!" line.
His favorite hobby is collecting antique door knobs.
Agent W