The Grandfather Clause, a time-honored tradition of abuse of power.
Here, our esteemed Grandfather Clause, the venerable and all-knowing patriarch of the family, exercises his authority with an iron fist.
But don't just take our word for it, see for yourself!
Case Studies: A Sampling of Grandfatherly Abuse
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, read about the time he took away our allowance.