Welcome to Grandfathered Out!

You've been here before, but nobody remembers.

Grandfathered Out is a time-warping, dimension-hopping amusement park for those who've been left behind by the march of progress.

Here, you can relive the glory days of dial-up, beepers, and VHS tapes. Our rides are designed to take you back to a time when the only 'cloud' you knew was the one in the sky.

Explore our attractions:

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

The Alternate Dimensional Diner: Where the specials are always 'special', but the specials are never special