A pit of inevitability

Welcome to the Predestination Pit, where every decision you make has been foreordained to lead you down a path of doom.

Learn about the Inevitable Fate of the Multiverse Consult the Predestined Solutions Guide for help navigating your doomed path

You can't escape the pit, but you can make it more entertaining.

Random Predestination Stats:

You are 37.5% likely to die on a Tuesday. Your next meal will be a questionable tuna sandwich. The color you choose for your shirt will be plaid.

Return to TimeBloopers Main Page Note: The subpages "/TimeBloopers/PredestinationPit/InevitableFate" and "/TimeBloopers/PredestinationPit/PredestinedSolutions" would serve as the following pages: InevitableFate: A page detailing the various paths of doom that await you, including but not limited to: being eaten by a wild animal, getting stuck in a time loop, or being replaced by a more efficient version of yourself. PredestinedSolutions: A page offering humorous and ineffective advice on how to cheat fate, including but not limited to: wearing a "I'm with stupid" t-shirt, performing the chicken dance on Tuesdays, or using a Ouija board to contact a more cooperative version of yourself.