Interviews with the Time Traveler's Association
We're a group of time travelers who have seen it all. Or at least, we think we have. We've been to the past, the future, and all the weird places in between. And we're here to share our stories with you.
But be warned: our memories aren't always reliable. Time travel can get messy.
So, sit back, relax, and let us regale you with tales of:
Our Current Interview
Time Traveler's Association
Today, we have an exclusive interview with a time traveler who claims to have visited the year 3050.
Time Traveler's Name: Zorvath
What's the most interesting thing you've seen on your travels?
"I've seen the rise and fall of civilizations, the birth and death of stars. But the most interesting thing? That would be the time I accidentally superimposed myself onto a potted plant in 19th century Paris. I was there for 30 seconds, but I swear, I'm still getting the hangover from it."
How did that happen?
"I was trying to get a selfie with a famous Impressionist painter, but I ended up stuck on a windowsill, shouting 'Cheese!' at a bunch of bewildered French people. Long story short, the painter ended up painting me into the picture. I'm pretty sure I'm still there."
That's... quite a story. And what about the year 3050?
"Oh, it's a real treat. Humans are all just floating around in space, trying to find the meaning of life. But the real question is, have you tried the new Quantum Sushi? It's out of this world!"