Caution, citizen of the timestream! You are now trapped in a never-ending loop of temporal chaos.
1. Time Traveling Toilet Tragedies
2. Temporal Synchronization Problems
3. Infinite Regression Injuries
1. Avoid wearing watches that resemble miniature time-traveling devices.
2. Do not attempt to communicate with past or future versions of yourself.
3. If you experience any symptoms of temporal displacement, seek medical attention immediately.