You know what's worse than time travel?
Forgetting what you had for breakfast.
Imagine a world where the fabric of time is not just malleable, but actually woven by a committee of sadistic accountants.
Every decision you make is scrutinized, every action tracked, every choice reviewed and vetoed by the Timekeeper's Office.
Don't even get me started on the Time Travel Agency's bureaucracy. Red Tape Rodeo awaits!
But fear not! For in this world, free will is just a myth, a quaint notion of the ignorant masses. Free Will Fiasco is just around the corner.
Don't look back, just look ahead! Predestination Pitfalls are just a minor setback.