The Grandfather Paradox: A Traveler's Guide

Warning: Reading this site may cause unintended timeline consequences. Prolonged exposure to time travel theories can lead to:

• Temporal disorientation
• Reality fragmentation
• Inability to remember what day it is

But don't worry, we've got your back! This site is here to guide you through the complexities of the Grandfather Paradox.

What is the Grandfather Paradox?

The Grandfather Paradox is a classic example of a time travel conundrum. It goes like this:

If a man were to go back in time and kill his own grandfather before he had children, then the man would never have been born. But if he was never born, then who killed the grandfather in the first place?

Why should I care?

Well, imagine the possibilities:

• You could kill your grandfather and never have to do chores again. Your parents would've never existed, and you'd have a free pass.
• You could go back in time and prevent the invention of the wheel. Just think of all the time you'd save!
• You could prevent the creation of the most annoying relative in your family tree.

However, be warned: altering the timeline can have unforeseen consequences. Learn more about the Predestination Paradox.

Time Traveler's Tips:

Don't forget to bring:

• Snacks
• A map of your family tree
• A spare set of clothes (you never know when you'll need to blend in)
• A good insurance policy (just in case you get stuck in a time loop)

And remember: Read our Time Traveler's Code of Conduct before embarking on your adventure.