Experiment prophets: Quantum Fluctuations
Warning: Quantum fluctuations are known to cause unpredictable changes in reality's fabric. Prolonged exposure may lead to spontaneous human combustion, spontaneous human combustion, or spontaneous human interest in reality TV.
Objective: To observe and document the effects of quantum fluctuations on local reality.
Methodology:
- Set timer to 30 minutes.
- Stare intensely at the wall.
- Record any changes in the laws of physics.
Current Results:
Gravity has been observed to be 4px stronger on Tuesdays.
The laws of probability have been observed to have a 4:1 bias towards pineapple pizza.
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