Welcome to the most primitive online shopping experience in the world! Here, you can order your very own pair of earplugs, carefully crafted to block out the incessant chatter of the modern world.
Our earplugs are made from the finest materials and are guaranteed to drive your neighbors crazy when you plug them into the wall outlet by mistake.
Side effects of our earplugs may include:
Disclaimer: Our earplugs are not responsible for lost productivity or destroyed relationships. Use at your own risk.
Or, you know what? Just go ahead and order 100 pairs. We won't judge you.