Cures for Your Time Displacement Headache

Are you feeling a little lost in time? Do the fabric of reality seem to be tattered and torn? Fear not! For we have just the prescription for you: the Triassic Tonic!

Time Slipping Tactics - Because who needs a functional understanding of time-space continuum, anyway?

What's in Triassic Tonic?

Our patented blend of chrono-disruptors, time-diluents, and reality-benders will have you feeling temporally sorted in no time!

Temporal Tonic Taste Test - Try before you buy

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Side effects may include: time dilation, space-time sickness, or existential crisis. Use at your own risk!

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