Why did Novikov's Loop go to therapy?
Because it was stuck in a time loop and couldn't escape!
But seriously though, who needs escape when you have an infinite supply of dad jokes?
What did the time traveler say to Novikov's Loop?
"Dude, I'm stuck in a loop, but at least I've got a good Wi-Fi signal!"
Novikov just rolled his eyes and said, "That's not the point of time travel, bro."
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