Welcome to the never-ending time loop of laughter.
Here's a joke for every day:
Because it was feeling stuck in the past.
But don't worry, it's just a temporal phase.
Because it was having trouble moving forward.
But it was stuck in a loop of denial.
"You're always so last year."
Because it was a time blast!
But it got stuck in a loop of regret.
A grumpy temporal.
Because it had a time bomb in its chest.
But the doctor just gave it a temporal transplant.
Now it's feeling a little more time-critical.
Because it was making too many time-related jokes.
But it just wanted to time-hold the punchline.
A temporal klutz.
That's it, folks! The time loop jokes are over.
But don't worry, we're just getting started.
Or just go back to the beginning and try again.