Temporal Loopholes

Welcome to the Time Paradox Pit Fails' Temporal Loopholes division. Because who needs a functioning timestream, right?

You've stumbled upon our humble corner of the timestream, where the fabric of reality is held together with twine and duct tape.

• Grandfathered Inconsistencies - Where the grandfather paradox is not a paradox at all, it's just our accountant's name.
• Closed Timelike Curves - Because who needs to travel through time when you can just curl up with a good book?
• Predestination Schemes - Where free will is just an illusion, and the universe is one big, happy bureaucracy.