Q: What is a Temporal Sanitiser?
A: An ancient device used to prevent paradoxes from occurring. It's not just a time-traveling toilet brush, but a delicate instrument of temporal engineering.
Q: How do I use a Temporal Sanitiser?
A: You don't. You can't. They're not for use. Don't try to use one, you might end up like this...
Q: What kind of paradoxes can a Temporal Sanitiser prevent?
A: The kind that would destroy the fabric of space-time. The kind that would turn you into a human-chicken hybrid. The kind that would give you Fowl consequences.
Q: Are Temporal Sanitisers safe to use?
A: Not really. They're more like a Warranty Voided product.