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Temporal Trauma Support Group

Welcome, fellow time travelers! Are you feeling stuck in a time loop, reliving the same awkward middle school dance or stuck in a never-ending cycle of regret over that one time you ate the wrong type of pizza?

Our licensed therapists specialize in time-specific phobias, existential dread, and the crushing ennui of knowing you've seen every episode of "Days of our Lives" ever made.

Learn more about our time travel survival kits or join our Time Traveling Tuesdays support group.

Don't forget to bring snacks! We have a vending machine that dispenses only the most nostalgic and regret-inducing treats from your childhood.

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