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Warning: Do not attempt to travel through time without first consulting this FAQ. It's for your own good.
A: Don't ask us, we're still trying to fix that.
A: Ha! Good luck with that. We've got a time-traveling dinosaur expert on staff, but they're in a meeting.
A: Don't bother, it's a lost cause. You'll just end up with a bunch of confused relatives.
A: You don't. They'll get used to it eventually. Or you can just give them a time-traveling makeover.