By: Chronos McChronos
Our top-secret sources have informed us that time itself is going mad.
Reports of time-traveling tourists stuck in the 80s are flooding our servers, and our experts are baffled.
When asked for comment, a senior time-traveler's association member simply shook his head and muttered, "You have no idea."
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