Time Machine Maintenance Schedule

Today's schedule:

• 08:00 - 09:00: Breakfast in the Time Stream
• 09:00 - 10:00: Temporal Alignment Check
• 10:00 - 11:00: Time Dilation Calibration

Next scheduled maintenance: Saturday's Schedule

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

• Random Maintenance
• Prehistoric Problems
• Time Machine Tunes

Disclaimer: Please do not attempt to travel to the past. You will fail. Miserably.

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