Thursday Cleaning: Phase One

Time Machine Maintenance is a tough job.

Today's agenda includes:

• Cleaning the time-space vortex with a toothbrush
• Dusting the paradoxical particles with a feather duster
• Oil and grease the chrono-cogs

Don't forget to water the temporal ferns!

Next: Friday Tuning

Or, if you're feeling adventurous: Saturday Spelunking prophets and lost souls

Calendar maintenance, because we have a problem