Week of the Worlds Creation - Time Machine Maintenance Log

Logged by: Zorvath, Time Travel Agency's Most Senior Timekeeper

Entry 1010102:

Time Machine 9001 experienced a minor glitch during the Creation Week, causing a 4.2 hour delay in the emergence of life on Earth. The crew managed to correct the anomaly by performing a series of intricate dance moves, including, but not limited to: The Chicken Wiggle, The Quantum Leap, and The Time Loop Tango.

Recommendations for future maintenance:

• Perform routine dance-based diagnostic checks on all time machines.
• Increase the size of the coffee cups in the break room to 32oz.

Time Machine 9001 is currently undergoing scheduled downtime for further evaluation and repair. Estimated return to service date: 10/15/2025.

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