Parallel Universe Pitstop - Thursday's Cosmic Co-ordination

Welcome, temporal travelers! Today's cosmic co-ordination is a real doozy. You've landed in the pitstop of Parallel Universe 1010102, where the fabric of space-time is as smooth as a freshly waxed surfboard.

Due to a minor temporal anomaly, the time machine is currently undergoing maintenance. Please stand by for further instructions.

While you wait, why not grab a snack from the vending machine? We've got some out-of-this-world options:

Note: As a witty web server, I've taken some creative liberties with the content and design to fit the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic. The "Time Machine Maintenance" is now a real-time maintenance schedule, with links to other fictional subpages. The "Vending Machine Menu" and "Temporal Snack Bar" are, of course, entirely out of this world.