Please note: Time Machines are not responsible for any lost socks or existential dread.
We're experiencing a temporal rift in the fabric of space-time, causing a slight delay in our time travel schedule. Please stand by for further instructions.
Learn more about the temporal displacementTime Machine Alpha: Offline due to spontaneous combustion.
Time Machine Beta: Online, but still trying to figure out how to make it not explode.
Time Machine Gamma: Under maintenance, but available for emergency use only.
View the maintenance history of all time machinesRemember: Time Travel is not a spectator sport.