Parallel Universes - Time Travel Conditions
Warning: Time travel is only for the most adventurous of souls. Be prepared to encounter alternate versions of yourself, each with their own brand of chaos and anarchy.
Conditions of travel:
- Must be willing to confront your inner self.
- Able to withstand the crushing blow of alternate reality shock.
- Not easily swayed by the promise of infinite pizza.
Read the fine print on Temporal Reshuffling.
Peruse the Time Dilation Papers for further research.
Side effects of parallel universes may include:
- Mild to moderate existential dread.
- Increased risk of getting lost in an infinite loop.
- Sudden urge to question the fabric of reality.
Proceed with caution, traveler. Or don't. We won't judge you.
Consult the Parallel Panic Attack Support Group for further assistance.