Temporal Rheumatism

A condition where your time-traveling joints ache in the past, present, and future.

Causes:

• Overuse of time-traveling muscles
• Repetitive strain from traversing the timestream
• Temporal displacement syndrome

Symptoms:

• Joints ache in 3rd dimension
• Mysterious temporal fatigue
• Persistent feeling of being stuck in a time loop

Diagnosis:

• Consult a temporal orthopedist
• Get a temporal MRI
• Take 3 time-traveling aspirin

Subpages:

• Time Traveling Aspirin
• Timespace Rehabilitation

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