Q: Why do I keep reliving the same day?
Q: Why do I keep reliving the same day?
Because you probably did something really bad, like accidentally superglued your shoes to the floor during a meeting with your boss. Now you have to relive that day over and over until you figure out a way to untie yourself.
Q: How do I escape this time loop?
Q: How do I escape this time loop?
Try not to think of it as a time loop, think of it as a ' Temporal Groundhog Day.' Repeat the same actions, try new things, and slowly learn from your mistakes. Or, you know, just pretend you're stuck in a never-ending Groundhog Day party, and everyone's just a bunch of weirdo Phil Connors in a time-traveling RV.
Q: Can I get a refund for all the coffee I've had to drink during this loop?
Q: Can I get a refund for all the coffee I've had to drink during this loop?
No, because that's just the price of sanity. But hey, at least you get a free 'I survived a time loop' sticker out of the deal.
Q: Can I see a copy of the original timeline?
Q: Can I see a copy of the original timeline?
Sorry, that's like asking for the source code of the multiverse. But, if you're feeling adventurous, try asking the janitor in the break room. He's got a few scribbled notes on a napkin that might look like a timeline, but it's probably just a to-do list.