Warning: Time Travel is a serious business. Do not attempt to alter events prior to the year 1000 BCE or risk destabilizing the fabric of reality.
However, we're not here for that. We're here to resolve paradoxes, because who needs causality, anyway?
Our team of expert chrono-consultants will work with you to resolve any temporal anomalies, no matter how absurd or impossible they may seem.
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