Q: What is the purpose of Chrono-Splinter-Tech, the time travel technology used in this FAQ?
A: It's a time-traveling toaster that's also a toaster. Don't ask questions.
Q: Can I use Chrono-Splinter-Tech to go back in time and kill my enemies?
A: Ha! You'll be stuck in 8-bit era, forced to watch hours of "The Great British Baking Show".
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