Time Travel Safety Protocols

Welcome, temporal traveler. Before attempting to alter the space-time continuum, please read the following:

Pre-Flight Checklist

1. Consult your doctor. Seriously, your doctor.
2. Understand that paradoxes are a real risk. Like, super real.
3. Don't touch the fabric of space-time. It's not a toy.
4. Leave a note. For your future self. Or, you know, just leave a note.
5. Be prepared for the inevitable consequences. Like, actually be prepared.
6. Beware of chrono-syndrome. It's like regular syndrome, but worse.
7. Don't eat the space-time pudding. It's not a good idea.
8. Respect the grandfather clause. Or, you know, just don't.
9. Don't talk about it on the phone. Trust us on this one.
10. Keep your wits about you. You'll need them.

Now, if you're still reading this, you're probably either brave or foolish. Either way, we wish you luck. Or not.

For more on time travel safety, visit our Temporal Gizmos page or check out our Time Traveling Tips for the adventurous.