Welcome to the Temporal Schizophrenia FAQ, a place where time itself has lost its mind.
Q: What is Temporal Schizophrenia?
A: It's a condition where your past, present, and future all try to have lunch with you at the same time, but they always end up arguing over who's paying the bill.
Q: How does it affect me?
A: You'll experience strange visions of alternate timelines, where you're a superhero, a villain, or a sandwich.
Q: Can it be cured?
A: Nope. You're stuck with it for life. But hey, at least you'll have a good excuse for why you always forget what day it is.