Q: What is Temporal Schizophrenia in the Workplace?
A: It's that feeling of being completely disconnected from your coworkers, yet somehow simultaneously aware of every conversation, meeting, and coffee order from the past, present, and future.
Q: How do I cope with it?
A: Try to focus on your tasks, but honestly, it's hard when you're stuck in a meeting with your boss from 1987 and the new intern from 2121.
Q: Will I ever be able to go back to my own time?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. You might as well try to get a raise during a budget meeting.
Time-Traveling Tips and Tricks for those who insist on continuing down this rabbit hole. Temporal Schizophrenia in the Home for those whose family is also affected by your time-traveling antics.Disclaimer: Temporal Schizophrenia not actually a thing. Or is it?
Or is it?