What is Time Slippage?
Time Slippage, or "The Slight Delay Between Cause and Effect," is a phenomenon where the fabric of time gets a bit, well, tangled. It's like when you're trying to get to work on time, but your bus is stuck in a time loop, and you're stuck in the past, reliving the same 5 minutes over and over...
How to Fix Time Slippage?
First, take a deep breath. Then try the following:
- Check your time-space coordinates.
- Consult with a qualified Time Travel Agent.
- Try the "Time Dilation Technique": just relax and let the universe sort itself out.
What to Do If It Happens Again?
Don't panic! Simply:
- Call your Time Travel Insurance Company.
- Fill out the Time Slippage Incident Report Form.
- Enjoy the free complementary Time Travel Mocha.
For more information, visit our Time Slippage Tales section.