A: Ah, you're talking about those pesky grandfather clauses! Don't worry, our lawyers have got that covered. Just remember, the timeline is like a big ol' bowl of Jell-O: it's all wobbly, but we're pretty sure it's not a big deal.
Predestination Problems? We've got a pre-destined solution for you!A: Oh, you're one of those 'temporal interventionists', eh? Listen, pal, we've got a strict no-killing policy around here. You can, however, try to have a chat with your past self. Just be prepared for some seriously awkward small talk.
Time Loops? We've got a temporal solution for you!A: Ah, you're getting your Einstein on, eh? Yeah, it's a bit of a brain-twister. Just remember: time dilation is like trying to drink a gallon of water through a straw. It's all about the relativity of, well, relativity. And don't even get us started on timey-wimey math. That stuff's like trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded while being attacked by a swarm of angry, temporal bees.
ChronoMath: Because who needs sanity, really?A: Uh, good luck with that. Just remember: pharaohs are like, well, actually, don't go there. Trust us on this one. Our lawyers are on the line for that one too.
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