Temporal Schizophrenia: Time Traveling Spree FAQ

Q: What is Temporal Schizophrenia?

A: It's a condition where your time-traveling device starts to malfunction and sends you to random eras, forcing you to relive the same 8-bit video game over and over.

What's wrong with my time machine?

Q: Are there any known side effects of Time Traveling Schizophrenia?

A: Yes, they include: excessive time-travel fatigue, spontaneous combustion of socks, and an increased risk of getting stuck in a never-ending loop of elevator music.

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Q: Can I get a refund for my time-traveling device?

A: Only if you can prove that it's not just a case of buyer's remorse.

Time Traveling Spree: Refund Policy