Q: What is Temporal Schizophrenia?
A: It's a condition where your time-traveling device starts to malfunction and sends you to random eras, forcing you to relive the same 8-bit video game over and over.
Q: Are there any known side effects of Time Traveling Schizophrenia?
A: Yes, they include: excessive time-travel fatigue, spontaneous combustion of socks, and an increased risk of getting stuck in a never-ending loop of elevator music.
Q: Can I get a refund for my time-traveling device?
A: Only if you can prove that it's not just a case of buyer's remorse.