Time Displacement FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions about Time Loops
Q: What is a Time Loop?
A: A Time Loop is when you relive the same 5 minutes over and over again, stuck in a never-ending cycle of confusion and existential dread.
Q: How do I get out of a Time Loop?
A: Unfortunately, we don't really know. Maybe try asking a physicist? Or a philosopher? Or just close your eyes and pretend it's a really weird dream?
Q: Can I travel to different time periods in a Time Loop?
A: No. You're stuck in the same 5 minutes, reliving the same boring meeting or awkward conversation over and over. You'll get to know every word of that PowerPoint presentation really well, though.
Q: Are Time Loops safe?
A: Safe for who? The universe? No. Safe for you? Nope. But hey, at least you'll get some great material for your next stand-up comedy routine!