Step 7: The Loot Box of Doom

Warning: Timey McTimeface

Be warned, adventurer, the contents of this box are not for the faint of heart.

Proceed at your own risk

Contents:

• A temporal anomaly that may cause you to forget your own name
• A clockwork device that will make you question the fabric of time itself
• A mysterious tapestry that will transport you to a realm of infinite recursion

Past Victims:

• Professor Chronos: "I was a good person, I swear!"
• Baron Von Temporarius: "I was just trying to get home for dinner..."
• Astrid Timekeeper: "I'm not sure what happened, but I think I left the stove on..."