Catnip: The Ultimate Time Traveler's Companion
Warning: Catnip May Cause Excessive Joy and/or Temporal Paradoxes
Catnip is not just a substance, it's a time-tested tool for travelers seeking to spice up their adventures through the ages.
From ancient Egypt to dystopian futures, catnip has been a trusted companion for those looking to add some whimsy to their journeys.
But be warned: excessive catnip use can lead to:
- Time loops of infinite catnip-fueled fun
- Spontaneous combustion of socks and other combustible materials
- Uncontrollable laughter fits
- Temporary blindness to the space-time continuum
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Catnip-Induced Time Loops: A Guide
Ever found yourself stuck in a time loop of catnip-fueled bliss? Don't worry, it's happened to the best of us.
Here are some tips to help you escape the cycle:
- Try to resist the allure of catnip for exactly 7 hours, 32 minutes, and 14 seconds
- Engage in a 10-minute meditation session
- Call your therapist
- Drink a gallon of water
But if all else fails, just laugh and roll with it. Time loops are a normal part of the catnip journey.
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