The Grandfather Clause: A Guide to Time Traveler's Insurance

Are you tired of the Grandfather Clause getting in the way of your time-traveling shenanigans? Do you wish you could go back in time and prevent the clause from getting in the way? We've got good news for you: it's already been done. Sort of.

Meet our patented Grandfather Clause Eliminator, a device that will allow you to travel back in time and prevent the Grandfather Clause from ever happening in the first place.

But don't just take our word for it! Read our testimonials from satisfied customers who've used our device to change the course of history:

• Albert Einstein's nephew says: "I used the Grandfather Clause Eliminator to prevent my uncle's hair from going grey, and now he's still rocking that sweet, youthful look."
• Leonardo da Vinci's apprentice says: "I used the device to prevent my master's designs from getting too... 'da Vinci-esque', and now he's still working on the Mona Lisa."

Side Effects May Include:

• Unintentional changes to the space-time continuum.
• Unpredictable effects on the fabric of reality.
• Unavoidable existential dread.