TimeTraveler's Tips

Chapter 1: Avoiding the Grandfather Paradox

Tip 1: Never Trust Your Grandfather

Listen, let's get one thing straight: your grandfather is not a reliable source. In fact, he's probably just trying to mess with you.

So, if you find yourself in a time travel predicament, just remember: if your grandfather is telling you to do something, it's probably a bad idea.

Example: if he says "go get me a sandwich," don't do it. Trust me, he's just trying to get in your way.

Instead, just tell him you're busy and head to the nearest diner for a nice cup of coffee.

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Chapter 2: The Importance of Not Meeting Your Future Self Chapter 3: How to Avoid Stepping on a Butterfly